Ever Wonder What 32,000 Firecrackers Going Off At Once Looks Like?

I can only assume this is what it must be like for when a girl gets all excited to fuck some big celebrity or an athlete and it just doesn't live up to their expectation. I mean you read the title and you really build this thing up and think its going to be this amazing experience. Here you have this big time athlete or in this case 32,000 firecrackers and your bracing yourself for the ride of your life. However its all over in about a minute and all you really got was a bunch of loud noises and a big mess to clean up.