Wednesday, February 16, 2011

You thought You Had a Bad Valentines Day?


Florida man Josue Hernandez was arrested after causing a disturbance at a bar when he learned the "women" he had bought a round of drinks for were actually men in drag, according to a report.
Collier County Sheriff's deputies arrested the 27-year-old on Saturday at a bar in Immokalee, Fla.

According to Naplesnews.com, police say Hernandez became disgruntled and started breaking bottles and picking fights with other patrons when he learned the group of people he was socializing with were men in drag
When police apprehended him, they discovered a 6-inch hunting knife in his waistband, says the site.

Hernandez was charged with disorderly intoxication and carrying a concealed weapon

Man and I thought my Valentines day was rough. My big complaint is im sick of having a relative be my valentine. Like my grandmother basically has two birthdays. There is her birthday and then there is Valentines day when her grandson can't find a date. Either way she gets a free dinner and some flowers.

However after a second glance, im not buying Josue's story. There are too many things wrong with this. First off, these were men dressed in "drag" not full time transexuals who may have a shot of tricking you.. Second, it says there were a group of them. Okay maybe there was one he/she in there that might fool you if you were blackout drunk but as a group there should have been more red flags then a game of minesweeper. So im sorry Josue, but I think you got a case of the limp wrist, because im pretty sure the 6 inch knife they found in your waistband was right next to the hard-on you were trying to flip n tuck...