Tuesday, February 22, 2011

Lady Gaga Creates Perfume that Smells Like Blood and Semen


Celebrity scents are all the rage in Hollywood, but there's only one star whose posh perfume will whiff of blood and semen.  That's right, blood and semen.
Lady Gaga is rumoured to have signed a deal with fragrance company Coty Inc. to create her own signature scent. And style blog Fashionista is now reporting that she's requested the perfume "smell of blood and semen".
Gaga was likely inspired by fashion designer Rad Hourani, who recently listed semen as the inspiration for one of his six new scents.
Gaga's perfume is expected to hit the shelves in 2012

Anybody else on this planet and this would surprise me, but coming from a woman who could be a man, I am not surprised. Lady Gaga has made a fortune off of wearing and doing shit that makes no sense, so this was a no brainer. Did you really think she was going to come out with a perfume that smelled of roses or something? Of course not. She went with the logical choice of blood and semen.

The only real benefit I can see of having this perfume is if you have an affair. Your significant other accuses you of smelling like blood and semen and you just claim you threw a couple squirts (no pun intended) of Gaga juice on yourself and your all set.