What a Tease

These, along with the hundreds of other hampsters on youtube, are the ones that sucker us all in to buying one of these fucking rodents. Their like the really hot chick who is a mega dick tease. Cause as soon as you think "hey im gonna go in for the kiss" or in this case "hey im gonna go buy a hampster..." BAM! you get brought right down to reality. You walk into the pet store thinking your gonna buy a pencil eating, wheel running, cuddly and cute little hamster. However what you end up coming out with is a smelly, lazy, disease infested monster.

The first thing you do when you get home is stick a pencil in his face, well guess what, hes not going to touch that fucking pencil. Oh and as for the wheel or trapese set you bought the thing, he is going to laugh when he sees those things because all your hamster does is eat, shit, and bite. So just remember for every 1 youtube clip of a cute talented hamster there are a thousand free talentless hamsters on craigslist.

P.S. Every male hamster must have just jizzed their fur after seeing this female hamster deepthroat a pencil like that