If you told me that all you had to do was add one object to soccer and it would be the most entertaining sport ever I would have said your nuts. Personally I would rather watch a documentary on paint drying. I, along with everyone else who has an ounce of athletic ability, don't find it entertaining at all, and on top of that I get winded just watching these fuckers run all over the place. Then I came across this clip of "Binocular Soccer"...The oppening kick off is unreal, and like any good movie, once the action starts it has you on the edge of the seat the whole time. Its genius!!!
However leave it to the Japanese to make this sport extra confusing. First of all what the fuck is up with the ref in the rabbit suit, or the other ref who is a snazzy hat short of Zorro. On top of this, whats with the uniforms? Is it everyman for themselves? It appears as though there are teams but every person is wearing a different fucking color. Its like they asked the creators of "Fruit Stripe Gum" to design their uniforms for them. Either way, this sport is unreal. I have seen or played almost every drinking game there is and none of them have shit on the potential that "Drunken Binocular Soccer" has. I expect to see this on college campuses everywhere. The only caution I would have is that im pretty sure there will be more injuries then at the Roman colleseum. You better have a hell of a medical staff. I mean there is going to be an endless amount of rolled ankles, hyper-extended knees, and eyes being pushed to the back of their socket...
