Well I think my "get rich quick" scheme just fell into my lap (and then raised slightly off my lap). I mean who says you got to come up with an original idea. All you gotta do is find something like this bikini coffee shop and bring it to where they don't have bikini coffee shops. I bet starbucks shit its pants when it saw this. I mean seriously, do you really want to go to starbucks and order a 9 dollar coffee only to feel like a douchebag when you say "large" instead of "grande"? I want to go to this place where there are beautiful women in bikinis who "talk to you...ask you how your days going, care for you as a friend." I mean this is a no brainer here, were in a fucking recession and this guy is cleaning house. Granted a few bitter old dykes would refuse to go here, but trust me the line would be out the door. I mean employees would be begging to make coffee runs. It would no longer be the "interns" job but the CEO's privelage to go on a coffee run here.
I must say though I think this girl has her percentages a little off. Hate to break it to you sweetheart but I think the ratio is more like 100% what your wearing and 0% to do with your coffee.