I was doing a little Sunday Fundaying this weekend over in Southie. We started off at Stats which is apparently a smokeshow factory. I mean this place was an absolute goldmine. 80% of the girls could have been on the cover of a magazine. This lead to some aggressive day drinking. I was just trying to consume the liquid confidence as fast as I could. As im scoping the place for an emotionally shattered smokeshow, I came across this redneck. Now its one thing to rock this look in the summer time but in the middle of February is a different story. Also this was not a case of some kid trying to be funny either. I think he was even wearing a holster and spurs. I didn't see the smokeshows flocking to him so my guess is going to be no, but all it takes is one southern bell to notice this guy and he is going to be knocking boots for sure.
