Thursday, February 24, 2011

Man Sexually Assaults His Chihuaha


A 40-year-old Oakland Park man has been arrested for sexual assult on a dog. The dog’s owner says the 3-year-old chihuahua mix is recovering but is “not happy like she normally is.”
  
 Clemente Velasquez says he found roommate Tomas Bautista passed out, drunk, with his pants down and Mimi, the dog, bleeding and running away from him.

Imagine being the roomate? I mean I have walked in on my roomate masturbating before and it was kind of awkward for a few days. I can't even imagine storming in and seeing my roomate passed out, pants around his ankles, and our tiny pet chihuahua is bleeding out of her ass.

I love how the dog's owner says; "not happy like she normally is" as though he is surprised. Little Mimi just got ass raped by something that is 18 times bigger then her. It doesn't take Dr. Doolittle to know the dog is "not happy." Better send that dog to a psychologist ASAP because I got a hunch it's going to develop some slight trust issues.