Ill take two please!

Bitch stop teasing the poor thing. The first time you let him actually hold onto the umbrella he had a smile from ear to ear. This "slow loris" moves about as slow as I did while I was recently infected with the Black Plague. Like his hand motion to grab the umbrella was eerie similar to me grabbing the glass of water next to my bed. 


All I know is that anytime I was taking a vacation, he would be the first thing I packed. This way every time I have a fruity cocktail with an umbrella in it, this thing will take the umbrella out, hold it straight in the air and it will be like a sign to the waitress that I need a new drink.